Who are you? The average person is, by definition, mediocre.
You're better than that. You sit around at the family gatherings, tolerating the gawking mouth-breathers, who's very existence is an affront to your dignity. Who continually insult you by sharing your DNA.
You sit, hoping for that lightning strike, the one that takes out everyone else.
This is the shirt they'll buy for you. Beat them. Beat them to buying it, for yourself. Or, beat them with a lump of wood.
Either that, or just wear it as a fun joke at your own expense, 'cause you've grown up enough to be comfortable in your own skin. Whatever works.
Available in a range of colours and styles (hit "details" when browsing the range), including sweatshop-free. Also, mugs and mousemats, probably made by underpaid slave labour assembly line robots in china.
Golgotha Graphics shirts are produced through our Spreadshirt online store, which handles all the ordering and payment.
See the link below to go and browse the range.
This product was added to our catalog on Wednesday 15 November, 2006.
